[Valthonis]

A place for me to put my songs when I want to post them.

Special note, I will not post any songs which I feel to be inappropriate to younger audiences or that I feel some might view as crude. Requests made to me for a full song book will be honored via pm. (I totally reneged on this promise, sorry!)

Also, if you'd like a song written on a random topic please pm me the topic and any further info you'd like to give me. The more info you give the more guided the song will be!
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-Valthonis

The self-clone.

Last edited by Valthonis on Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:51 am; edited 1 time in total

[Valthonis]

I've been neglecting this, but I've been persuaded to start writing songs again so prepare yourself for the good and the bad. I'm going to post everything that comes out of my brain. Even if it sounds like a monkey with explosive banana bottom.

Hope you enjoy and read at your own caution!
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-Valthonis

The self-clone.

[Valthonis]

You're Gone

How many nights did I sit by the door
And wonder about you
Your long dark hair and your brown eyes
Haunting my sleep and my dreams

How many nights did I stare at the ceiling
Wishing I knew what to do
My stomach in knots and my thoughts all a tangle
Lying there thinking of you

Well you’re no drug, no alcohol
But you burn through my veins all the same
When you’re here it’s like I’m standing in sunshine
But you’re gone and I can’t feel the light.

How many days did I wish for your face
As I sat and watched tv
Daydreaming and wishing for more time with you
Craving your lips touching mine.

How many days did I beg for surrender
On a couch with my head toward the floor
Thinking of days that have wasted away
And of nights that have long gone by.

You’re no drug, no alcohol
But you burn through my veins all the same
When you’re here it’s like I’m standing in sunshine
But you’re gone and I can’t feel the light.
‘Cuz you’re no drug, no alcohol
But you burn through my veins all the same
When you’re here it’s like I’m standing in sunshine
But you’re gone and I can’t feel the light.
You’re gone and I can’t feel the light.
You’re gone and I can’t feel.
Gone and I can’t feel.
You’re gone and I can’t feel the light
You’re gone and I.
You’re gone.
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-Valthonis

The self-clone.

[Valthonis]

I Miss

The sheets are cold without you
I’m so lost I can’t recall.
I’m missing every single thing
And I don’t know what’s wrong.
Oh where’ve you gone?
Oh can’t you tell me where you’ve gone?

I’m dreaming deeply now
So come and wake me up
I think I’m finally starting now
To know I love you more
Than you could know.
I love you more than you could know.

I miss..
The feel of your body next to mine..
The touches and the loving lines…
I wish that I could see you mine..

Oh girl I see you now
At work at home at school
I think that I’ve got over now
The things you made me love
I’m better now
Girl you should know I’m better now.

I miss…
The feel of your body next to mine…
The touches and the loving lines…
I wish that I could see you mine..

I’m still in love with you.
I’m still in love with you.
I’m still in love with you.
I’m still in love with you.

I miss…
The feel of your body next to mine…
The touches and the loving lines…
I wish that I could see you mine..
I miss…
The feel of your body next to mine…
The touches and the loving lines…
I wish that I could see you mine..

The sheets are cold without you
I’m so lost I can’t recall…
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-Valthonis

The self-clone.

[Valthonis]

Parental advisory statement. Content rated R, Please do not read if you will not appreciate such.

YMiaWS (Your Mom is a Whore Society)

We stayed over at your house one night,
It was about a year ago.
We all had a lot to drink and then,
Went for a midnight swim.
But when we got out on the deck,
On that clear summer night.
Your mom was naked on her back,
Taking it hard from Dean.

(Chorus)
‘Cuz she’s a ho-oar, yeah she likes it rough.
She’s a ho-oar, she’ll let you slam her muff.
‘Cuz she’s a ho-oar, yeah we know she likes it rough.
She’s a ho-oar, she let me slam her muff.

Later when they came inside,
She stumbled up the stairs.
We thought maybe she’d had her fill,
And was looking for her bed.
But then when I went upstairs,
she was laying on the floor.
On her back with legs spread wide,
Looking for some more.

(Chorus)

The next morning when I woke up,
Head pounding in her bed.
I tried to tell myself it was okay
And I would not regret.
But when she had your little brother
And his middle name was mine.
Man I didn’t know how to tell you,
So I put it in a song.

And it’s your song (your song), this is your song (your song), it’s all her song (her song), yeah.

(chorus to end)
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-Valthonis

The self-clone.

[Valthonis]

Stab Politely

Running down the street, middle of the night
Another dark day in suburbia.
Little girl in her bed clothes, afraid of the dark
Another killer on the loose.
Death in packs of vicious canines
Saw-toothed retribution.
But here they come so stop and listen.
They shout, STAB POLITELY!

Vicious assassins destroying our town
Stab Politely
Murderous fiends running abound
Stab Politely
A little note on each body found
Stab Politely

Typical daily mail delivery, suspected of fraud
Can’t escape to suburbia
Innocent fathers digging up graves
They must let loose the chains
Violence is spreading across this green land.
A class wide war.
But here they come so stop and listen
They shout, STAB POLITELY

Vicious assassins destroying our town
Stab Politely
Murderous fiends running abound
Stab Politely
A little note on each body found
Stab Politely
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-Valthonis

The self-clone.

[Valthonis]

I Wanna Drive the Zamboni

I had a dream last night I was out on the ice
Doing ten miles an hour And I was riding high
But when I woke up I was really mad
I wanna drive that Zamboni really bad!

Yeah I wanna drive the Zamboni
Just wanna drive the Zamboni
Wanna clean up that ice
With that machine so fly
I wanna drive the Zamboni

Look at that guy out on the ice
He knows we’re all jealous
Knows we want his ride
Twenty-thousand screaming fans for
A Hockey game? Gimme a
Fight and just let me drive.

Yeah I wanna drive the Zamboni
Just wanna drive the Zamboni
Wanna clean up that ice
With that machine so fly
I wanna drive the Zamboni

One day when I’m famous and playing shows
I’m gonna go to a game and use that status
Tell ‘em what I want, yeah just gonna say
Hey man, I wanna drive the zam-bone-ay!

Yeah I wanna drive the Zamboni
Just wanna drive the Zamboni
Wanna clean up the ice
With that machine so fly
I wanna drive the Zamboni..
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-Valthonis

The self-clone.

[Valthonis]

The Left Hand

<whispered>
You give a man a knife,
And you give a man a dream.
Yet, you take away his life,
Just so you can hear him scream…

<singing>
Daytime lightning shows on a summer night,
Twisted dreams in the lack of sunlight.
Heaven calls out for its dark recourse,
The voices of God light his corpse.
On wings of storm he will surely fall,
The opposite reaction he’ll bring us all.
You feel him now like never before,
As his mind comes knocking on hells door.

<chorus>
Devils’ son comes out in the night,
Glorious God will ignore his plight.
In vain he’ll search for one last soul,
And worthlessly his die will roll.

A searching right his thoughts are here,
The devil can only look on in fear.
For here’s the heir though not the light,
In the devils dark he’ll find his fight.
The son of man no longer applies,
When the power of God finally unites.
Red hot fire and sword of gold,
The devil’s no longer feeling so bold.

<chorus>

The devils son will have one last shot,
For this very purpose he was begot.
Searching for the power he needs,
The very perfect soul on which he feeds.
Seraphim in human skin will judge,
With this Gabriel will release his grudge.
Devil and son, evil both will bleed,
All of this to serve heaven’s need.

<chorus> x2
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-Valthonis

The self-clone.

[Valthonis]

Sovereign King

I look around me, I watch the darkness settle in.
All the lights are dimming, on this oh so perfect ending.
The world’s rejoicing, the new and sovereign king.
And all that I’m seeing, is falling (is falling) (is falling).

<chorus>
The Light of truth
Here it is
Why can’t they see the burning?
The Ringing of Truth
I hear it now
Why don’t they hear the bells?

This world of people, in this sinners paradise.
Comforted by lies, forgetting the now unjust sacrifice.
Deeper in the hole, they’re digging for themselves.
Soon they’ll find their own, their own sovereign king.

<chorus>

It seems they’ve lost it, that which they never found.
The only answer, to avoid a life in the ground.
Lifetimes of energy, sitting in front of a t.v.
Never gonna last, they’re never going to last.

<chorus>

The new and sovereign king.
Their new and sovereign king?
The old sovereign king.
Where’s the old sovereign king?

<repeat>
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-Valthonis

The self-clone.

[Valthonis]

Want to Trust In You

Every day I wonder/ more and more I think
These people around me/ must not understand ah
I can’t help but/ want to ask you why
You say you like me but babe I think you lie

Tell me why is this all I do?
I just want to trust in you.

I can’t help myself/ when I hear you say
You think you’re lucky whenever I’m around yeah
I might smile/ and I might laugh
But babe I know you just can’t mean that no.

Why is this all I do?
I just want to trust in you.

Last night you called me up/ said you knew just what to do
You told me about yourself/ you’re dreams and your needs
And I cried when you said/ that you’d wait forever
And I knew inside that/ it wouldn’t matter anyways

Why is this all I do?
I just want to trust in you.
Why is this all I do?
Why is this
I just want to trust in you.
Trust you.

My phone ain’t ringin / and yours ain’t either
We never could work it out/ and we never will
My regrets keep building/ but I can’t miss what I never had
I always knew the truth/ you never loved me anyways

Yeah I always knew the truth
And you never loved me anyways
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-Valthonis

The self-clone.

[Valthonis]

More Beautiful
I’ve always been one/ for tellin’ the truth
So you’re beautiful ain’t just words that I’m sayin’
So don’t argue back/ and don’t tell me off
Just trust that I know what I like.

Tomorrow when you wake up/ and I can’t look away
With your hair a mess and no make-up on
Girl you gotta trust me/ and not tell me that I’m crazy
You’re the most beautiful thing in the world.

When I see you alone
Hair up on the phone
With your mom at seven am
And you’re mad and you’re angry
Yellin’ that work is a headache
But wearin’ just my old shirt
That’s when I know
That no matter where I go
You’ll always be more beautiful.

So girl if I tell you/ you’re cute in that shirt
Or I say that I like your new hair-do
Don’t tell me that I’m silly/ don’t blame it on my raising
Just know that I’m telling you the truth

Cuz when I see you alone
Hair up on the phone
With your mom at seven am
And you’re mad and you’re angry
Yellin’ that work is a headache
But wearin’ just my old shirt
That’s when I know
That no matter where I go
You’ll always be more beautiful.

Yeah no matter where
This life might ever take me
No matter how gorgeous the girls
I’ll always know
That somewhere at home
You’re more beautiful than they’ll ever be.
More beautiful than they’ll ever be.
You’re more beautiful
Than I deserve you to be.
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-Valthonis

The self-clone.