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Re: Great Moral

[n*]Exxon — Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:31 pm

Author: [n*]Exxon

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:31 pm

Quote:

I could be so lucky

LMAO

Re: Great Moral

[n*]Joe Mamma — Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:17 pm

Author: [n*]Joe Mamma

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:17 pm

I could be so lucky

Re: Great Moral

Murci�lagO — Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:06 am

Author: Murci�lagO

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:06 am

Duhuh what else do you need that card for? Btw men dont use it a lot, so we think its a shame to not use it....

Joe you said a true story, but I didnt know it happened to you...

Re: Great Moral

[n*]Joe Mamma — Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:58 pm

Author: [n*]Joe Mamma

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:58 pm

[n*]Savage_MF wrote:

Yeah, i'd refuse to marry her after that.

Or do my own test, i'd leave my credit card beside the computer with a browser showing a shoe shop, I bet mine couldn't resist, women have their primal instincts too lol

That card is maxed. No 'f in doudt!!!!!!!

Re: Great Moral

[n*]Savage_MF — Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:56 am

Author: [n*]Savage_MF

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:56 am

Yeah, i'd refuse to marry her after that.

Or do my own test, i'd leave my credit card beside the computer with a browser showing a shoe shop, I bet mine couldn't resist, women have their primal instincts too lol

Re: Great Moral

ArthurPenDragon — Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:05 am

Author: ArthurPenDragon

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:05 am

ahahahahaha, but seriously, what a messed up family to put you through that test!

Funny punchline though!

Re: Great Moral

[n*]UGod!* — Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:18 pm

Author: [n*]UGod!*

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:18 pm

Hehe good1

Re: Great Moral

[n*]F!shY — Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:10 am

Author: [n*]F!shY

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:10 am

Re: Great Moral

[n*]Exxon — Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:43 am

Author: [n*]Exxon

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:43 am

LMAO

Great Moral

[n*]Joe Mamma — Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:45 pm

Author: [n*]Joe Mamma

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:45 pm

True story, I was happy.

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn�t overcome and didn�t really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn�t say a word.

She said, �I�m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.� I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, �We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn�t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

�The moral of this story is:

�Always keep your condoms in your car.�