Great Moral

[n*]Joe Mamma · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:45 pm Post subject: Great Moral

True story, I was happy.

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word.

She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.” I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

“The moral of this story is:

“Always keep your condoms in your car.”
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[n*]Exxon · Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:43 am Post subject:

LMAO

[n*]F!shY · Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:10 am Post subject:

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[n*]UGod!* · Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:18 pm Post subject:

Hehe good1 thumbs up

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ArthurPenDragon · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:05 am Post subject:

ahahahahaha, but seriously, what a messed up family to put you through that test!

Funny punchline though!
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[n*]Savage_MF · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:56 am Post subject:

Yeah, i'd refuse to marry her after that.

Or do my own test, i'd leave my credit card beside the computer with a browser showing a shoe shop, I bet mine couldn't resist, women have their primal instincts too lol
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[n*]Joe Mamma · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:58 pm Post subject:

MurciélagO · nebulamember Joined: 06 Feb 2006 Posts: 1565 : Items

Duhuh what else do you need that card for? Btw men dont use it a lot, so we think its a shame to not use it....

Joe you said a true story, but I didnt know it happened to you...

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[n*]Joe Mamma · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:17 pm Post subject:

I could be so lucky Laughing

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[n*]Exxon · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:31 pm Post subject: