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[n*]F!shY nebulamember

Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Posts: 710 : Location: Tilburg, NLD
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:10 am Post subject: Chain Story So Far |
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Once there was a barking cat he was trying to choke down a tomato juice
but he was too full of looking like sh!t that wreaks of Zdoqs aftershave!! and
he tryed to change himself in a very ugly bathroom. He sat on the bog singing the song:
Stupid girls, for fun and he almost fel of bog, when his voice started to fade in the
silent night of the strange noises that scared him came from his a**e, and so he went to
Goukis for advice and Goukis said u should not drink too much He got angry and started to
Fart, while gouki$ was asking Bka for 500 euro Cause bka could make fake money
with his tactics But it failed because forgot the color of money. but goldensun didnt
killed Ego because he lOvEs him and he doesnt want Ego to be slaughtered lik bambi in the
forest. So now Ego and Goldensun Bka (the master) and Capmax with timski the
super mega ultra flying blind mouse bumped his head and fell down in the mouth
swallowing his nose than came darth-vader the wacko of tatooine, and moonwalked
directly to the dancefloor, where he dropped his pants and bared his behind, in front
of the mirror and searched for his p*n*s to give it to hands of Ego so egO would
see and know how tiny they can look if F!shy owns a big truck whit a GIANT
girlfriend who is really a man but also a(n) wildebeast when she starts crying, cuz
she hates her face and haircut but likes her Double sized cheeseburger with alot of
onions and cheese fries and cola and Z loves mac like all truckers and americans because
americans like savage because americans fear Mcdonalds and Mr Bean eaten by Spaz
transported by Fish on his back with his oversized ZDOQEZ TYPE VOLKSWAGEN bought from zdoq
by beezer with his liltle mouse sized toy called ienieminie (of the dutch sesamestreet), but he
didnt know that the volkswagen was was really a bmw m6 with Rockets in it so the car
could be used as a tool to fight the little worms in the brains of certain clan members making
them grumpy Finally they found out that the world loves each tree and eachgame. so Chupa
was sure that the world is the planet with the most crazy a big hairy creatures walking and
drooling. This made incognito and savage the enemy of fall in love And they lived
In a high-rise condo with eight of Fishy's fat children and savage his cannibalistic son
went to the Proctologist, for a good right index finger and some tires So that Chupa
is getting owned by the tires of amputed legs She rode upon all night to find out who
would come to the house where the big bad wolf was watching tv on a chair But the wolf
was a crackaddict with white lines and a chaingun and medieval skills So the wolf went
to drink toxic farting on F!shy shooting roginion's keyboard and mouse slapping
head into a Bowl of puss with a chain Than suddenly the The most sweetest Stench of all
wolfenstein players' armpits wafted from the terrible smell they feel like sandpaper
and got ridiculous slippers and bagpipes and go whine to their mommies and beg for
Money. So that they hire hookers to tickle them under there feet and rub their
back. Untill they see something on the evening news that they really should keep the
soul of this topic alive Said Fishy, excitedly with his hand Making obscene gestures
to Zdoq who was fighting fishy with a wet bologne filled sock made by capmax
who was owned rarely on RtCW by 77 year old grizzeled beef yodler who fed Ramsey
pickled pigs feet and infected flies and topped it all off with Rocky Mountain Oysters
covered in chocolate after UGod found a wooden nickle instead of his snap on toupee
with spicy details that chupa made by cooking a a Yaks tongue in fermented elephant
legs and oil from a '56 Buick which is rusty as a grandpa with piercings and then Chupa
Belched very loudly at Timski who was suffering a women's problem because of his little
wee willie winkie That had shrivelled by a tomato wielding, transvestite midget
resembling a large man, who's short fingers got stuck in his nostrils and a large
pickle was sticking out his nose because of capmax's dirty old toenail cheese was in
the center portion of his plate so he asked for a heapping and a knife to cut the
30ft long hair that grows out your belly button that's only seen When Fishy's feeling
a owning mood but that rarely happens since he got crossed eyes and clubbed feet
and especially his scaley armpits which ooze bloody puss out of zdoq's
scabby, deformed knees knocking the tune Folsom Prison Blues of elvis sued shoes
while dancing in a toenail clipper on Fishy's trailer aimbot in my room
and evil and ugly is my credo since Ramsey took my baby away Savage screamed with
a bunch of little chinese schoolgirls who complain about Thier hairy armpits
to Incognito who who suffers from a hot little temper... and uses obscene hand gestures
at the hamster she calls Ralph that eats Timski's selfmade, burned cookies from jakubon's
special sock full off weed and dirt
First 20 pages of the Chain Story.. Ill do the next 20 when I feel like it.. cause I cant
see no Copy Paste for a while now.. hahahaha _________________ Slibbery and Lethal
The Most Lethal Fish in The Entire Ocean
"Anchor yourself to the foundation of everything you are" Howard Jones [Killswitch Engage] |
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b.ka the master i love nebula !
Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 559 : Location: Hungary (Budapest)
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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haha. nice  |
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MurciélagO nebulamember

Joined: 06 Feb 2006 Posts: 1565 :
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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It is really really funny to read it like this...
Leuk bedacht Kev!
Nice one Kev! _________________ Break your ego, cause we don't need that!
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[n*]Chupacabra i love nebula !
Joined: 18 Nov 2005 Posts: 1134 :
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:40 pm Post subject: |
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Doesnt make any sense at all!
But it's really funny! |
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[n*]Savage_MF nebulamember

Joined: 29 Jul 2006 Posts: 2904 : Location: Lisburn (Ireland)
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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nice work fishy, I've tried to read it before, this makes it a lot easier.  _________________ Each and every one of us continues to live either by the merciful sufferance of a God or at the whim of blind chance and indifferent nature. <Dean Koontz> |
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[n*]Exxon nebulamember

Joined: 09 Aug 2006 Posts: 795 : Location: Bydgoszcz - Poland
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