A little helper guide to keep you sane!

[[n*]Ramsey]

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.


2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice !


3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.


5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.


6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'


7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'


9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.


10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.


11 . Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'


12. Sing Along At The Opera.


14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.


15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.


17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'


18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'


19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

Lmao...19 is the best!

[[n*]UGod!*]

I like 1 and 18 Number 18 i saw already on a Belgium tv comedy show. Its a little differnt but the outcome is the same--> This guy dressed up like a Toreador (bullfighter) in a city and he start to run in the street and yells "THE BULL IS COMING THE BULL is COMING"... Everybody is looking shocked or starts running whit him
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[[n*]Ramsey]

Thats pretty funny!

[[n*]Joe Mamma]

I am deffinitely going to use some of those. AWSOME especially #5
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[ArthurPenDragon]

omfg, I'm laughing like a madman by myself reading those off! Good one!
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[[n*]zdoqez]

nr 3 is familiar to me :P

nr 17 ROX! hahaha im gonna try it in the malls xD

I WON I WON!!!! xD
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[MurciélagO]

Nr. 17 is pretty good...
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Break your ego, cause we don't need that!
~SL~

[[n*]Chupacabra]

Ur good if u can do nr 10 with a serious face

17-18-19 are great!