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[n*]F!shY nebulamember

Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Posts: 710 : Location: Tilburg, NLD
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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:23 pm Post subject: Entire Chain Story |
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after nearly 2 hours of copy paste. the chain story finnaly is complete
Really intresting to see the brain level of some guys
Enjoy!
Once there was a barking cat he was trying to choke down a tomato juice
but he was too full of looking like sh!t that wreaks of Zdoqs aftershave!! and
he tryed to change himself in a very ugly bathroom. He sat on the bog singing the song:
Stupid girls, for fun and he almost fel of bog, when his voice started to fade in the
silent night of the strange noises that scared him came from his a**e, and so he went to
Goukis for advice and Goukis said u should not drink too much He got angry and started to
Fart, while gouki$ was asking Bka for 500 euro Cause bka could make fake money
with his tactics But it failed because forgot the color of money. but goldensun didnt
killed Ego because he lOvEs him and he doesnt want Ego to be slaughtered lik bambi in the
forest. So now Ego and Goldensun Bka (the master) and Capmax with timski the
super mega ultra flying blind mouse bumped his head and fell down in the mouth
swallowing his nose than came darth-vader the wacko of tatooine, and moonwalked
directly to the dancefloor, where he dropped his pants and bared his behind, in front
of the mirror and searched for his p*n*s to give it to hands of Ego so egO would
see and know how tiny they can look if F!shy owns a big truck whit a GIANT
girlfriend who is really a man but also a(n) wildebeast when she starts crying, cuz
she hates her face and haircut but likes her Double sized cheeseburger with alot of
onions and cheese fries and cola and Z loves mac like all truckers and americans because
americans like savage because americans fear Mcdonalds and Mr Bean eaten by Spaz
transported by Fish on his back with his oversized ZDOQEZ TYPE VOLKSWAGEN bought from zdoq
by beezer with his liltle mouse sized toy called ienieminie (of the dutch sesamestreet), but he
didnt know that the volkswagen was was really a bmw m6 with Rockets in it so the car
could be used as a tool to fight the little worms in the brains of certain clan members making
them grumpy Finally they found out that the world loves each tree and eachgame. so Chupa
was sure that the world is the planet with the most crazy a big hairy creatures walking and
drooling. This made incognito and savage the enemy of fall in love And they lived
In a high-rise condo with eight of Fishy's fat children and savage his cannibalistic son
went to the Proctologist, for a good right index finger and some tires So that Chupa
is getting owned by the tires of amputed legs She rode upon all night to find out who
would come to the house where the big bad wolf was watching tv on a chair But the wolf
was a crackaddict with white lines and a chaingun and medieval skills So the wolf went
to drink toxic farting on F!shy shooting roginion's keyboard and mouse slapping
head into a Bowl of puss with a chain Than suddenly the The most sweetest Stench of all
wolfenstein players' armpits wafted from the terrible smell they feel like sandpaper
and got ridiculous slippers and bagpipes and go whine to their mommies and beg for
Money. So that they hire hookers to tickle them under there feet and rub their
back. Untill they see something on the evening news that they really should keep the
soul of this topic alive Said Fishy, excitedly with his hand Making obscene gestures
to Zdoq who was fighting fishy with a wet bologne filled sock made by capmax
who was owned rarely on RtCW by 77 year old grizzeled beef yodler who fed Ramsey
pickled pigs feet and infected flies and topped it all off with Rocky Mountain Oysters
covered in chocolate after UGod found a wooden nickle instead of his snap on toupee
with spicy details that chupa made by cooking a a Yaks tongue in fermented elephant
legs and oil from a '56 Buick which is rusty as a grandpa with piercings and then Chupa
Belched very loudly at Timski who was suffering a women's problem because of his little
wee willie winkie That had shrivelled by a tomato wielding, transvestite midget
resembling a large man, who's short fingers got stuck in his nostrils and a large
pickle was sticking out his nose because of capmax's dirty old toenail cheese was in
the center portion of his plate so he asked for a heapping and a knife to cut the
30ft long hair that grows out your belly button that's only seen When Fishy's feeling
a owning mood but that rarely happens since he got crossed eyes and clubbed feet
and especially his scaley armpits which ooze bloody puss out of zdoq's
scabby, deformed knees knocking the tune Folsom Prison Blues of elvis sued shoes
while dancing in a toenail clipper on Fishy's trailer aimbot in my room
and evil and ugly is my credo since Ramsey took my baby away Savage screamed with
a bunch of little chinese schoolgirls who complain about Thier hairy armpits
to Incognito who who suffers from a hot little temper... and uses obscene hand gestures
at the hamster she calls Ralph that eats Timski's selfmade, burned cookies from jakubon's
special sock full off weed and dirt and brown sugar which smelled like some dirty,
old mans, toe jamb like it was festering inside a rancid mayonaise jar all covered by fake
melted nails that resembled a zdoq special furrballthat's coughed by George W. Bush's
personal Iraqi assistant "Shotgun" d**k Chaney and saddam's corpse which is
actually quite buff in flagranto delecti, especiallyin summer when the stentch
wafts slowely because of an american hotdogmaker
and his pet was eaten by none other than the evil retard of dracula's beard
which crawled out and flatulated loudly in Fishy's direction which he savored
and directed to SAVAGE, WHO EAGERLY inhalates the smell and giggles like
Joe does when he touches himself right under the s-c-r-o-t-u-m whilst he
oks at gouki$ pretty shaped nose Only to feel the kick of lifes cold foot
right in the back of the large nut sack which felt rather tingley, as it
hairless, and covered with BIG warts and runny sores his girlfriend said
kiss me, you fool, hurry I'm slippin on your accident you left behind when you
had loose bowels in a soup making factory where consistency is everything
was chanted by Capmax when he noticed something growing on his lips that reminded him
of a transvestites clothes he owns but secretly wears a rubber underpants
around his head so that no1 could see his tattoo of his brothers, pretty little
nose and his deformed under carraige Which resembled Exxon's big ugly nose
that he bought from a prosthetics but the prosthetics are for dogs who suffer a
big butt disease and have little friends called Timski "Worlds Strongest Dwarf"
and incognito the "Pegged Legged Pirate" and when together formed "The Mighty
Computer Geeks" who fly about in a custom-made starwars Emperial Sitz Bath
with rubber ducky which they call"Ramsey, The Amazing wolfenstein player, but
ramsey is terrible cook. So he enjoys a good session of sweaty wrestling with his
pet the feral yak, which he grooms and calls Mr. Pickles, Worlds of evil Carrots
where you can pinch and prod yank and spank tug and tickle spew or tag with such ferocity
and high tensed kinetic energy that when coupled with underpants worn by Savage or Joe
Smell rather pungent so new ones MUST be purchased when visiting fishy's huge ancient mansion
made of cheese and infested with limar monkeys who jump like crazy when they see
Fishy's pimply bum which he parades around town in Daisy Duke shorts a blonde wig
and hooker boots with dagoberts lucky penny sticking out of his crack precariously
beside his tattoo of a flamming donkey on a hot tin roof with golden gloves
and red lipstick tested on rabbits which made their fur get covered in big hamburger
grease drippings that cows leather boots get stuck to while tip-toeing through the dark and
murky waters in a peed-in pool in Exxon's backyard covered in weed and chocolate sauce
made by the sweaty hobbits feet's hair toe nails, dingleberries and butt juice
produced by birds and tinkywinky's beard that is combed with Goukis' toothbrush
and a mixture of bird droppings smooshed together by Joe's manicured toes
and never-washed hair that smells of the dead rat that Fishy keestered oh which means
he can't walk and has dissentry AND FESTERING BOILES growing on his little friend called
invisible cloaked bob which he keeps at Hogward Bay under the guard of "Timski, Professional
lawyer; also known as the greatest Winner. The end said the storyteller as he consumed
a big line of finely chopped 100% pure, Peruvian sea salt, along with 20000 squirming
chip fat covered young boys, and realised that he was really delayed in purchasing his
spongebob doll with the bikini two-piece without push-up function while also carrying
holdsters for magnums .45 in his speedos made of golden sun and old spice. People who
purchase donkeys remember nothing but rubbish is the saying of bin collectors
which is actually a motto used by savage when he owns everyone in his dreams
which come true When he is in the zone without his brain to confuse himself
like right nowhe says, starring Vin Diesel as a noob with really tight pants
and a barbie Inserted sideways in doll to direct Delivery, sOul's company which is a
Fugazzi Diamond dealer which means fake which he sells to Murci for a kick in
on the nose of the dealer that makes him very happy and earns enough cash to spend it on
Savages' ravaged feet and some Winegums to apply gently with the tip of his miniscule
egO AND MODESTY which protrudes from Savage's ample behind which, in retrospect
looks like his face; however, that's nothing, compared to whit what you would find on
joe's feet when you would go underneath his hair its shocking and smells like old
fish and rotten j**z tissues, with Soul's adult magazines that are stuck
together at pages with sav naked upside down in Murcie's frilly and ruffled, chenille
underoos horribly stained with rose petaled perfume stolen from Joe who in turn
dressed up as a dragqueen without teeth. It was very sexy for people who like
Cleveland steamers and windsurfing naked, covered in honey. Next year's championship will
be held at the Bunny Ranch with Joe's favourite nasty trunk underwear that get changed
every six months some times going for the recordwhich is held by Chupa since hers have never
lasted longer than Joe's nasty trunk which he carries in a sling reinforced with massive
Elastic straps from his toe up his urinary tract further up circling through his lower
intestine twisting violently and winding up looped around his nose, which is excruciatingly
large and covered in big ang ugly lips a total freak who enjoys exploring the underwold using
a Spelunker's helmet to catch some turtle poop in turtle poop with chocolate coloured sprinkles
which he uses to exfoliate his ears, because he uses them to lure young innocent gamers, so that
he can exploit and hack into Ugod's Microsoft underpants which smell of smoked haddock and
Sprinkeld turtle poop that come from from cactus and a very mystical stuff from sewers
which is good for Zdoq because his sisters keep untidying his room and belittling him when he acts
like he wants to be bad and stupid at picking up chicks which are the Achilles heal for
all living creatures in the mind of a famous and great footballplayer a gay footballplayer,
like all football players cos they touch eachother more than eurodwarf in a crouded place whith
a million little SOCCER players watching The first sign of american footballplayers
traveling happy towardsAn unwashed, uneducated dysfunctional, delussional soccercoach who cries
Because American football is gay and absolutely for wussies USA, USA, USA said the one
from Nantucket, who who, depressed, said i wish my football was real Like in Europe and I would
be skilled like Christiano Ronaldo and Brian Westbrook, the one thats knowed NFL is best
in dumb sports Bashing there heads into others and cornchiggers bitting their super duper plastic
Schphincter protectors, hence the funny walk and squeaky sound NFL players produce
beating soccer players in their dreams which is logical since they only pee sitting down
on Brian Westbrooks is Joe mamma a figment of my imagination, therefore the universe is
very, very strange because savage was caught with his pants down and rubbing his little
joystick, aiming at the cat, but he shot himself in the eye from 100 yards on top of
old smokey, all people watching his thing flapping in and out between his hand and _________________ Slibbery and Lethal
The Most Lethal Fish in The Entire Ocean
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MurciélagO nebulamember

Joined: 06 Feb 2006 Posts: 1565 :
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Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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LOL Its really funny! _________________ Break your ego, cause we don't need that!
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[n*]Savage_MF nebulamember

Joined: 29 Jul 2006 Posts: 2904 : Location: Lisburn (Ireland)
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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I started reading it 2 days ago! Nice job fishy!  _________________ Each and every one of us continues to live either by the merciful sufferance of a God or at the whim of blind chance and indifferent nature. <Dean Koontz> |
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[n*]Exxon nebulamember

Joined: 09 Aug 2006 Posts: 795 : Location: Bydgoszcz - Poland
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:10 pm Post subject: |
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| OMG this is some funny shiznit!! You are nuts people!! |
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